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True Stories I Made Up

A blog by Trevor Sostarich.
Jul 22 '14

(Source: colingorenstein)

Jul 21 '14
lotrlockedwhovian:

I WANT THIS AT WORK

lotrlockedwhovian:

I WANT THIS AT WORK

(Source: itscoffeeprincess)

Jul 21 '14
outlandishrumor:

THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST ACCURATE/BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON TWITTER.
PATRICK KNOWS US BETTER THAN WE KNOW OURSELVES.

outlandishrumor:

THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST ACCURATE/BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON TWITTER.

PATRICK KNOWS US BETTER THAN WE KNOW OURSELVES.

Jul 21 '14
Gym selfies are a thing, right?

Gym selfies are a thing, right?

Jul 21 '14

How to finger a girl

gypsiesblood:

1. Use your tongue

(Source: she-wants-the-eod)

Jul 21 '14

(Source: adumbscotts)

Jul 21 '14
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Jul 21 '14

nevver:

Everybody’s got a thing, Caroline Sauvage

Jul 21 '14
You, Me, and Everyone We Know - Things Are Really Weird Right Now (Things Are Really Weird Right Now)

I was 15 looking for God,
Then I was 18 praying to lay.
Now I’m 26 with a head full of hair,
I’ll be losing any day.

Jul 21 '14
Taking a family photo with a baby is tougher than it should be.

Taking a family photo with a baby is tougher than it should be.

Jul 21 '14

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Jul 21 '14

(Source: sprezzaturalife)

Jul 21 '14

geek-art:

Geek-Art.net

Scott C is back in Los Angeles with the Revenge of the Great Showdowns ! Check my selection of his amazingly cool new artworks here.

#geekart

Jul 21 '14

This Week

- Go to interview.
- Get job.
- Start writing with the band.
- Go to the beach.
- Hangout with my sister.
- Hangout with friends.
- Gym everyday.
- Go see Wish I Was Here.
- Go back to full blown clean eating.
- Read a book.
- Create, create, create.